I really am on some kind of roll right now.
Here's another "I.M.P. Watches" one, but it's going to be a lot shorter because the movie they're about to watch "will leave them of a few words".
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I.M.P. watches:
Threads (1984)
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[Everybody's sitting in the office, doing their own thing, while Blitzo just came back from the human world after another round of "looting" stuff for their movie night, mainly looking for a movie]
Blitzo: [popping out of the portal, excited] "What's up bitches! Daddy's back with a new rec for our movie needs tonight!"
Moxxie: [with an "annoyed" face] *SIGH "Let's hope the film you picked isn't as bad as last time..."
Blitzo: [instantly pouty and angered, points at Moxxie] "Oh! Get Bent, Pencil Dick! A Cat in the Hat is a masterpiece!"
Loona: [puts down her phone, and gets ready to be sarcastic] "Oh yeah! A masterpiece in demonstrating everything that's wrong with humanity!"
Blitzo: [points at her with a glee] "EXACTLY!!! That's why you're my pwecious wittle pwincess!"
[pinches her cheek with puppy eyes, while she growls at him with sharp glowing red ones]
Millie: [finally joining in] "Oh come now people! I'm sure Blitz chose a better one for us this time!"
Blitzo: [smiling, and pulling something from behind him] "Thank you Mills. Tonight's little viewing is going to be" [shows Blu-Ray cover of "Threads"] "this little hunk of sh*t!"
Moxxie: [raised eyebrow] "What kind of movie is that supposed to be?"
Blitzo: [a bit annoyed at his question, but still gleeful enough to answer] "This, my annoying little 'Wimp', is apparently one of those Anti-Nuke films from back a few decades ago that turned almost everyone into hippies, and forced the Cold War to end!"
Loona: [curious now, crosses her arms] "So, it's one of those movies showing us what will happen to everyday people if everybody ever decides to blow each other up? Resulting in a gradual collapse of both society, and whatever's left of humanity?"
[Blitzo is still holding the case, and stares at her while raising his eyebrows in the "What do you think?" way while smiling smugly]
Loona: [now smiling, and getting excited for this particular movie, is the first to quickly sit on the couch with the already-prepared pop-corn] "Cool!"
Millie: [also excited] "I can't wait to see how ridiculous this is going to be!"
Blitzo: [jumping on the sofa behind him, and sitting down with them after popping in the disc] "You got that right Mills! I also can't wait to see just what kind of puss*es humans are supposed to be, if stuff like this scared them into backing off from beautifully killing each other like two bitter neighbors!"
Moxxie: [sits down with them, but a bit doubtful] "You shouldn't underestimate the power of media Sir! For all we know, this movie could show us why that should never happen!"
Blitzo: [shrugging with his hand, and a dissmissive face] "Oh, please Moxx! Quit being a little bitch and just enjoy it!"
Moxxie: [a bit worried, sits down with them] "I'm not sure if you should be tempting fate Sir!"
Blitzo: [leaning back while smiling, and staring at him dismissively while dismissing with his hand] "Oh, it's just some dumb Anti-War Propaganda! What's it gonna do?!"
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[Everybody's staring at the credits frozen almost stiff with irises so big, and expressions so horrified, and exhausted, that you can see the shadows under their eyes, and the silence is do deathly quiet, that you could hear the pipes in the walls]
[Blitzo's the first one to slowly snap out of it by gradually blinking, and staring down at his feet in silence before closing his mouth, and having a look of complete contemplation]
[Then he gets up, and slowly walks to the balcony, and leaves the door open while leaning over the edge while getting a pack of cigars out of his coat with a lighter, and lighting himself one stick]
[He takes one slow whiff, and exhales while staring down at the city, before Loona joins him on the balcony leaning right next to him before Blitzo offers her one lit cigar, which she takes in silence, and takes a very similar puff]
[pretty soon Millie, and Moxxie, join them also, with the same thing happening, while everybody just stands there for a while, contemplating everything without a single sound being made except the smoking, and the city noise below]
[about 10-15 minutes later, the silence is finally broken]
Blitzo: [looking into the nightly horizon with a face so tired, it might as well be on a war veteran, speaks in a very low and slow tone] "I take it all back..."
[everybody stares at him after noticing him say it]
Blitzo: [smirking a bit, and smiling in a "tired" way] "I thought I knew what war was... I thought I knew what hell was... I thought I've seen it all..." [raises his hand to express himself with slow gestures] "I thought I knew... just how fun destruction could be..."
[then sets his hand down, and slumps both of his arms over tiredly with a cigar still in his hand]
Blitzo: [closes his eyes, and slumps his head down] *[INHALE] *SIIIIIIGH "But that aftermath..." [contemplates very slowly] "By then those assholes knew... They knew what Nukes could really do... So how could any of them still think of wanting a future for their kids like that? How can anyone still think that... making everybody suffer a fate worse than hell just to measure some dicks... is the best solution? And this is coming from a hellborn..."
[everyone is staring at him in silence, not sure of any answer, right before Blitzo takes a last puff, and throws the cigar over the railing]
Blitzo: [staring at the distance, with both hands on the railing, and tired eyes, still talking slowly in a low tone] "I've never been against any kind of war in my life... But the scary part is that... that could happen even to us tomorrow..."
[slowly rises up, this time holding the rail with one hand]
Blitzo: [holding his head with the other, once again with a drained smirk] "I don't think I've ever been more thankful for the things we already have... Than I am right now..."
[10 second pause]
Blitzo: "You're all the greatest employees that a boss could ask for... And I want you to remember that... no matter what happens..."
[everybody's staring at him a bit surprised, while he's staring at Moxxie, almost melancholically]
Blitzo: "You don't need to say 'I told you so' Moxxie... Because I admit that I was wrong... and you were right for once..."
[he gets out of his slump, and walks to the balcony door while touching the door frame]
Blitzo: [stopping, not looking back at them] "I'll be in the bathroom... Close the balcony if you're the last one out..."
[he walks out slowly, before everybody else slowly finish their cigars, before gradually going back in and finally closing the door]
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In all honesty. I recommend that you see the movie (even if it is as horrifying as I make it out to be).
I ain't even from Britain, and it's impactful in that it shows us what could really happen tomorrow if we let it happen like trigger-happy retards.
No offence, but I'm just laying out the blunt truth.
It's one of those movies that keeps us from "going M.A.D.". A Horror Movie that scares us with very realistic themes, and gives even the biggest careless cynics nightmares for the rest of their damned lives.
If you think that I should add in any more dialogue to this snippet, feel free to say so while I still feel like it.
